All Things Cynthia Medina

Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!  

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Does anyone wonder why?

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

6. Why does "slow down " and "slow up " mean the same thing?

7. Why does "fat chance " and "slim chance " mean the same thing?

8. Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?

9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game " when we are already there?

10. Why are they called "stands " when they are made for sitting?

11. Why is it call "after dark " when it really is "after light "?

12. Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected " make the unexpected expected?

13. Why are 'wise man' and 'wise guy' opposites?

14. Why do 'overlook and 'oversee' mean opposite things?

15. Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?

16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

17. If the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

I found this joke on the iPhone app "18 000 COOL JOKES" and thought I would share it with you.

Would you like to add to this list? What else do you wonder about?

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This is just proof that my mother wants me to know she is looking over me.

I've written before about my mother's orchid but it just continues to amaze me.

This past Thursday was my mother's birthday (RIP) and it was a hard day for me. Everytime one of these special days come by and I'm at my lowest point this orchid blooms. Today I woke up feeling a little empty until I looked at my backyard and noticed the orchid had bloomed.

What a beautiful sign, thank you mom!

   

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Spirit Airlines way of joining the fun.

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