The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
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DANGEROUS |
SAFER |
SAFEST |
ULTRA SAFE |
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What's for Dinner? |
Can I help you With dinner? |
Where would you like To go for dinner? |
Here, have some wine. |
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Are you Wearing that? |
You sure Look good in brown! |
WOW! Look at you! |
Here, have some wine |
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What are you So worked up about? |
Could we be Overreacting? |
Here's my paycheck. |
Here, have some wine.. |
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Should you be Eating that? |
You know, there are a lot of apples left. |
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? |
Here, have some wine. |
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What did you DO all day? |
I hope you didn't over-do it today. |
I've always loved you in that robe! |
Here, have some wine. |





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